There’s no creature that inspires both feelings of love and hate like the Treasure Goblin from Diablo. We love him when we manage to beat the living gold out of him, we hate him when he summons a portal and makes off with our loot. This Treasure Goblin from ThinkGeek, however, will never escape your grasp, or your desk, for that matter. Why? Well, he’s plastic, and he’s a bank, which giggles with demonic glee whenever you deposit your loose change. So weigh him down with your own personal gold (or copper, or nickel, he’s not that picky) so he can’t get away. That way you’ll always have some vending machine money on hand!